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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.
I don’t have a bowel disorder with feces in the iris. Please tell me no one thought that was real, ‘cause if you did then I am sad.
For clarification, Wikipedia’d that shit:
“In humans, brown eyes result from a relatively high concentration of melanin in the stroma of the iris, which causes light of both shorter and longer wavelengths to be absorbed.”
How is anyone supposed to take you seriously when you have brown eyes, you’re obviously full of shit.
Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut. Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features
